livin' for the cumberbutt

I dont understand this layout but okay anyways HELLO

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

(via i-suck-dick)

dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via mister-comedy)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

sherlokian:

chinfiniteben:

someone give this man children.

ohgod that little high-five in the third one

A little piece of my heart breaks every time I see him with kids.

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me:

hey google what's up

google:

did you mean the stratosphere?

me:

that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

(Source: lion, via awkwardrabbit)

voyevoda-thejoy:

"I am not the woman you think I am, and with you, I am not the woman I want to be…. Between us, there’s a rare connection. I won’t deny it."

(via omgreevecarney)

Anonymous said: Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D

owlturdcomix:

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notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

(via 221bisthenumberforme)

allteensrelate:

"when i was your age-"

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