livin' for the cumberbutt

I dont understand this layout but okay anyways HELLO

therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

(Source: totalparksandrec, via taleasoldastimelords)

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

(via fake-mermaid)

gotchi:

superduperemily:

gotchi:

I hate straight people

*face gets really red and swollen and puffy and pissed off looking*

/you are a butt face/

What the fuck

(via slapmytitties)

voxamberlynn:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

PAHAHAHA the grass blade part got me.

(via heavenisinmypants)

“If they don’t know you personally, don’t take it personal.”

—   

Khleo Thomas (via sofia—tortilla)

BEST PIECE OF ADVICE IVE READ IN A MINUTE

(via mentalltrillness)

(Source: schizo-fia, via heavenisinmypants)

(Source: cybergata, via hellomeghanlove)

“Black is the queen of colors.”

passific-rim-job:

i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

onthelosingside:

fyeahfreebatch:

2011 Baftas

The wave and the nod. 

i swear on my life this is ben trying not to cry

(via so-glad-were-neighbors)

Richard Armitage, “Into the Storm” - Premiere New York -

(Source: armitageuniverse, via richardcfarmitage)